Thebigbadonion's Great American Adventure

[thebigbadonion]

WHOOO 'Murica hell yeah!

After some unpleasantness in Europe, leaving Clarkson's logistics in the incapable hands of my drivers, its time to expand the empire on the other side of the Atlantic! May I introduce RoadRunner, the greatest haulage company America has ever seen! Operating out of San Francisco we cover the whole of the United states... if the whole of the United States counts as California and Nevada, with a vast fleet of... one truck. Join me on this epic adventure, as I post literally some screenshots.

After arriving in California it was time to head over to a truck dealer and pick up my order.

There she is in all her oversized American glory Since this is America, it seems to be customary to name your truck, I name her... Red Felony... Because its red, and I'm probably going to commit quite a few,
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On her maiden voyage to pick up the first load
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what your going to let me take a tanker of fuel? Oh gawd!
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I think Cleatus's day is about to take a turn for the worse!
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Holy... That's a Big Mutha Trucker
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OH NO ITS THE ROZZAS! QUICK! Hide contraband!
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You want it where!?
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Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be delivering a lto of these?
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DRAG RACE!
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There's something pretty incredible about crossing the golden gate bridge in a Peterbilt/Kenworth
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[morawatz]

Looking good, bro

[Hakan]

Amazing Dude

[thebigbadonion]

Thanks guys

[SabR]

Delicious
Another Peterbilt fan

[Hounddog]

Awesome pics!

[thebigbadonion]

tbh I just hippy dippied when I bought it Both look pretty much the same to me

[thebigbadonion]

On the Road Again

Even America has small windy roads! The first time I went down one of these small roads, I was convinced I was going to meet traffic coming the other way ,with the current Ai wouldn't that have been fun?

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MOVE IT!
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What's that coming over the hill is it a monster!?
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Moooo!
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So what's this place called again?
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Up in the middle of the night... Why do they need it so early in the morning? I don't get paid enough for this!
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mmmm Ham Burgers
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Do you ever get the feeling you might be holding up the traffic?
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After dropping off the road roller, and levelling up, I decided to kit Felony out with a new bullbar, and sideskirts!
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This thing has a serious drink problem!
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Suddenly it all starts to look a lot like gta v
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Woow that was a lot of pictures to get through, I think I have a serious problem with taking screens

[murdoch82]

omg crappy screenshot, red truck? wth? you a gurl!

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when I think about it, uhm all my trucks so far has been red metallic... fail!

[thebigbadonion]

Yes I'm a gun *BANG* your dead!... if only it was that easy